my lady, my babycakes, my everything <3333 @kpastor22 #loveyougirl #bestfriend

raffina:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

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bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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So I brought up the fact today in my classroom that one of my school agers told me that Lady Gaga was going to come tie his shoe so I didn’t have to do it.

So naturally one of my 3 year old boys chimes in and says “LADY GAGA?! She’s so weird she always wears all these different costumes and pretends to be a duck!!!”

My kids are so in tune with pop culture and so perfect lolololol~

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danielsallstrom:

M.I.A for Clash Magazine

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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sadstagram:

why are you all so attracted to that white man with the questionable hair from the 1975

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contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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lightningmonkey:

This is why I shouldn’t be let outside