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my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off



i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes


So I brought up the fact today in my classroom that one of my school agers told me that Lady Gaga was going to come tie his shoe so I didn’t have to do it.

So naturally one of my 3 year old boys chimes in and says “LADY GAGA?! She’s so weird she always wears all these different costumes and pretends to be a duck!!!”

My kids are so in tune with pop culture and so perfect lolololol~


M.I.A for Clash Magazine




i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police



why are you all so attracted to that white man with the questionable hair from the 1975



the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people


This is why I shouldn’t be let outside