“Because of this prolonged time in the van, Ross tried out a new fashion style. I’m sure this was due to onset van madness. He tucked his t-shirt into his jeans, creating ‘The Dad look’. Except Ross is not a Dad, he is 24 years old. It made his body look tiny. As an act of solidarity, myself and Sam also adopted the look - out of fear that Ross may actually think that it looked good. Somewhere along the journey Ross must have come to his senses and realised that it’s wrong to tuck your clothes in to your trousers until you reach 40 years old and released his t-shirt from it’s belted jail. He didn’t inform me though, so when we arrived at the venue in Rochester I got out of the van looking like a pervert lumberjack. Luckily, only two people that weren’t in the van saw it. And nobody is going to believe them over myself, a respected politician. And even if they did, I would have them wiped out using someone in my vast network of hit men. Or I could just explain that I was supporting a friend who had gone mad from being in a van for too long.”

omg me and kaleigh were those two people, seriously. please don’t kill us craig ahahahaha

Anonymous asked: how tall would you say the guys from twin atlantic are?

i’d say they’re all close to / about 6 feet tall. I’m 5’8 and i didn’t really notice until I really got a good look at my picture with them.. that I’m reaaally not that much shorter than they are hahah